Loose Harlots Approach Kentucky!

(The infamous Linda Hand Jenkins and reigning Miss Central Station, Bo Lima Jenkins, prepare for the kill.)

I just received this special bulletin from special agent Glendella down in Savannah, Georgia:

ALERT..............

WARNING....North Carolina SLUTS are about to invade Louiseville, KY... Be prepared as they are very cunning and when intoxicated could be vicious. Keep small children, pets, and especially hot good looking well hung men AWAY FROM THEM. We here at the Burea of Slut Protection highly advise you to take all necessary measures including: Hide all liquors, good make-up and cosmetics including expensive perfumes, erotic clothing, fierce shoes, loose change, steaks in the freezer, and dildos bigger than 15 inches.
YOU HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED

The Burea ( BOSP) assumes no liabilty for damages after receipt of this notice.

That's right folks, Linda Hand and Bo Lima Jenkins have packed their bags and are on their way to Looseville as I post this very message. They promise to cause untold mayhem and havoc over the coming weekend. Don't let their unnaturally colored hair, wild makeup and flashy fashions distract you from their sinister intent. The following image is not for the faint of heart, but it's important that the masses be informed of their true nature:

Whew! Hearty thanks go out to Glendella for this very important advisory. Emergency updates will follow as required.

Smooches,

Daph