My Bodyguard

After weeks of rigorous interviews and test-drives, Daphne's very own personal bodyguard has been chosen. As you can see from the photo above, Julito is a strapping young buck ready to take on any challenge his cruel mistress tosses his way. Loyal as a Chihuahua and hung like a stallion; Dannyboy and DJ surely knew what they were doing when they singled this one out from the mountains of fervent applications we received.

To celebrate, Julito and I took a brief vacation in Charleston, South Crazyland. For the first time in weeks, I truly felt safe in the chiseled arms of my protector. Girls, Daphne cut loose and got freaky! They had to air-drop more vodka into that sunny beachside community.

Luckily, Julito rose to the occasion in every respect. He certainly earned his keep, putting in tons of overtime with nary a complaint. I don't think I'll ever look at a Taco Bell big beef burrito the same way again.

Now that I have some proper protection, I'm free once more to pursue my burgeoning career. This Thursday evening, you can find Julito and me over at Charlie Brown's Cabaret. We'll be joining the gang at Drag-O-Rama to cheer on Alexandria Martin as she competes in Atlanta Drag Idol. If you see us there, be sure to say hello, and buy me a drink!

Smooches,
Daphne Ruth Jenkins