DWD #1: Pigskin Party
(A scene from the scandalous, never-aired ad for Monday Night Football featuring Daphne Ruth Jenkins.)
TAPED: Sunday, January 8, 2006
LENGTH: 20 minutes and 35 seconds
HOSTS: Velma and Daphne
SYNOPSIS: Daphne and Velma discuss the first round of NFL playoffs and explain why they love the NFL.
Greetings and welcome to the inaugural Dishin' With Daphne podcast, Pigskin Party. Velma and I have been having such a blast recording shows with our wacky Jenkins clan over at Drag-O-Drama that we decided to create our very own spin-off. Hopefully, we'll be more like The Jeffersons from All In The Family, or Frasier from Cheers; rather than Joey from Friends.
Our very first episode will delve into the wonderful world of the NFL. I know, some of you are questioning what a couple of deranged drag queens are doing talking about football: well you just listen and see. This past weekend was the start of playoffs and we have the scoop on all the games.
Distant Jenkins relative, Clinton Portis, and The Washington Redskins defeat the Tampa Bay Buccanneers 17-10.
That tasty trio from the New England Patriots (Tom Brady, Tedy Bruschi and Adam Vinatieri) defeat the Jacksonville Jaguars 28-3.
Sweet cheeked quarterback Jake Delhomme's Carolina Panthers deliver an ass-whooping to the New York Giants with a 23-0 victory.
Garishly costumed Cincinnati Bengals are trampled by the orc-like Pittsburgh Steelers with Troy Polamalu and his roller disco hair, 17-31.
Shout outs: Woofs, Linda Hand Jenkins, Pinkie D. Jenkins, Momma Dale, Gusty Winds and Rose Petal of My Favorite Drag Queen.
I hope you enjoy our first Dishin' With Daphne podcast as much as we enjoyed making it. Be sure to stop by for more wild and wacky topics and guests.
Smooches,
Daph
posted by Daphne Ruth Jenkins @ 1/09/2006 05:07:00 PM
3 Comments:
What an exciting episode! I just love baseball, it's such a manly sport. However, my ears perked right up when you started talking about Figure Skating. But what a fun show - I'm looking forward to hearing more from my crazy sisters.
P.S. - I really appreciate the shout-out, but did I detect a comment from Velma about my voluptuousness? She's just jealous that I can eat whatever I want without gaining an ounce.
Well, if anyone can make football tolerable it would have to be Daphne and Velma. At least it won't cause me to claw my face off out of existential angst the way football talk usually does!
PS Daphs, I wanted to alert you and your readers to the latest trend: Faux dead chihuahua bags! Consider it a fabulous and fashionable way to protest the latest Hilton-inspired-pets-as-disposable-accessories fad.
Take me to the handbags
Hey Pinkie - I'm sure Velma was hinting at something else being "big", like your mouth...I mean heart.
Filmstocker - I simply must have one of those dead chihuaua bags. If only they came with matching dead Hilton luggage.
So glad that you both enjoyed the first podcast. Let Velma and I know if you have any advice or suggestions for future installments.
Smooches,
Daph
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