Ho, Ho, Ho!

(Presenting Daphne Ruth Jenkins in her very own holiday specialmercial!)

Ya just gotta love the holidays with family. DJ and I spent this past Chrismukkah with our dear, demented kin, The Jenkins Clan. It was the usual mania over at Momma Dale's as the whole crew joined together to enjoy the festivities. Unfortunately, Pinkie Jenkins was out of town enjoying a little R&R. For once, there was enough food for everyone!

Momma Dale and Marsha spent all Christmas Eve on a Desperate Housewives, First Season marathon. There's nothing like backstabbing, pill popping, adulterous, and stunningly gorgeous gals to make you really appreciate the true meaning of the holidays.

After gorging ourselves on our Christmas lasagna, we gathered around the tree and opened gifts. Marsha loved her "Now Available in Sober" t-shirt. Peggy Sue received some flawless MAC nail polish that I simply had to try out that evening. Heava Beaver and Zach gave DJ an S&M novel called "Spanking The Maid". How appropriate! In keeping with the holiday theme, I got a Desperate Housewives "Dirty Laundry" board game.

That evening, we headed out to the Stage Door for the Stage Door Divas show. Marsha was unable to join us for the evening festivities as she needed to head home and pack for her trip to sunny Florida with Mookie, Heava and Zach. However, we were joined at the last minute by VD and Freak. Upon entering the club, everyone mistook me for my sister Marsha. It's so hard to tell us gals apart with that distinctive Jenkins family resemblance.

Since I was on holiday, I didn't take careful notes of all the performers and the numbers. For me though, the highlight of the night was the special guest performer who had an uncanny resemblance to Amy Sedaris of Strangers With Candy. This gal must have taught Heather Daniels how to make the most out of some dental floss, a few feathers and a handful of sequins.

Poor Lynx received the nickname of Brawny for the night. As it turns out, she forgot her boobies at home and had to construct her rack out of paper towels. Trust me: don't try this at home! However, it was great seeing my fellow competitor from the Miss Corn Cobb County Pageant, Glad Ass, tearing it up on stage.

Next up, we're going to try to make it over to The Armory this evening for the final weekend of The Glamazons. Sad but true, The Armory is closing on New Year's Eve. The entire Jenkins clan sends their best wishes to the entire cast and crew of The Glamazons.

Smooches,

Daphne Ruth Jenkins