Halloween Horrors

Well, Halloween has certainly been living up to it's potential so far this year. This past Saturday, I finally managed to coax Peppa Roni Jenkins out for a night on the town. As you can see in the photo above, it didn't take us long to find our first victim, Franklin. We sunk our talons into this poor babe in the woods and didn't let him loose until the evening drew to a close.

Our first stop was the Halloween Hut II party and food drive for Aids Interfaith Ministries of Kentuckiana. The queens that own the radiant Ray of Light boutique on Market Street go all out to decorate the barn adjacent to their store for Halloween. It was a fabulously frightening experience.

There, I met mad old Madge. She told me an elaborate tale about how she had a hunter secure the vibrant pelt of Tony The Tiger from the good folks at Kellog's. As you can see, dear Tony makes an absolutely delightful coat. Unfortunately, Madge's happy pills had kicked in, so I wasn't able to completely decipher her entire story. Besides, Randie Wrottedhoe had shown up, so it was time to move on.

Our next stop of the evening was Peppa Roni's old stomping grounds, The Connection. Everyone was so delighted to see Peppa...especially since they'd all assumed she'd died years ago. The flashing bulbs of the paparazzi were nearly blinding.

We had an absolute blast watching the show that evening. I was in such a good mood, I actually forgave Margo Davis for performing a number by that skankie ho, Fergie. Mokha wowed the crowd with her revolving titty routine. The highlight of the night, though, had to be the cast number where Hurricane Summers and Syimone performed dueling Tina Turners. I thought Peppa was going to have a coronary over that one.

Not bad for a warm-up, hunh? Well, today is the actual Holiday and I'm ready to raise the dead. That's right folks, Daphne zombie is making another appearance this Halloween. Peppa and I have a bunch of pals coming over and we're going to hand out candy and scare the children in the neighborhood. Hopefully, we can frighten a few of the parents as well.

Stop back later this week for pics of the carnage. Oh, how I delight in this time of year.

Smooches,
Daph