Happy VD

(Lovebirds Velma Gwen and Daphne Ruth getting their groove on.)

Hello all you lovers and fornicators out there. I just wanted to wish each and every one of you lots of VD excitement today. Stop reaching for the penicillin; I’m talking about Valentine’s Day, of course. Cupid’s holiday is a little bittersweet for me this year, as I’m in Louisville, Kentucky and separated from my true love, Velma Gwen Jenkins.

That’s right ladies, I’m a lesbian! Naturally, I'm the lipstick-wearing, drag queen variety of lesbian. Please, I don't even own any power tools!

Of course, we’re not the only lesbian drag queens around. Let's not forget about Gusty Winds and Rose Petal over at My Favorite Drag Queen. Maybe we can all get together and start a women’s music drag festival

Velma and I met over ten years ago when she responded to my personal ad in which I stated that I was looking for someone sane but slightly demented. The title of the ad was “Wild at Heart”. Well, a decade later I’m still wondering if she missed the part about being slightly demented. However, I can’t deny that I grow wilder about her each year that we’re together.

No one inspires me or pushes me to be the woman that I am today the way that Velma does. I hope you all find your own muse with whom you can share all your happiness and accomplishments. If not, at least settle for a fine piece of @ss with whom you can get your rocks off.

Smooches,
Daph