Destination: Charlotte, North Crazyland

(Lushey Linda Hand Jenkins being chauffeured to her latest appearance.)

This weekend, the Jenkins clan is packing up the airstream and heading on a road trip. That's right ladies; we're descending upon Charlotte, North Crazyland and showing them sissies what "real" divas are made of. Our lovely sister, Linda Hand Jenkins has landed us a couple of gigs up in Hotlanta's sister city to strut our stuff and to spread glitter among the fabulous-impaired.

Pinkie, Peggy, Velma and I will arrive on Friday to get the city all riled up for our North Crazyland premiere. We don't have any commitments that night, so we're sure to be on a huuunnnnt for some out-0f-town frolics.

Marsha and Momma Dale will be arriving on Saturday, just in time for our exclusive engagement at DAKS Tavern. We're all planning to do numbers (both solo and group) at this fine drinking establishment. It's gonna be a Jenkins jamboree.

When - Saturday, February 18 at 11:30 pm
Where - DAKS Tavern
Who - Brandy Alexander and the Jenkins clan of Drag-O-Rama

After that, Linda Hand has promised to bring us around to another classy local joint by the name of Chasers. Apparently, this quaint watering hole specializes in male exotic dancers. I get the feeling all of my sisters will be handing over all their hard-earned tips to the d!ck dancers before the end of the night.

Most of my siblings have to run off after Sunday brunch. However, I will be hanging around to do a show with Linda over at the Charlotte Eagle. You know how I love me some leather drag!

When - Sunday, February 19 at 9:00 pm
Where - The Charlotte Eagle
Who - The Niki Eaves Retro 70s Show with special guests Linda Hand and Daphne Ruth Jenkins

Talk about an action-packed weekend! Velma and I have just filled the Pussy Wagon full of unnatural colored hair and gorgeous get-ups. I hope we packed enough. If not, maybe we can do a little shopping with Linda when we arrive. Take me to the nearest Good Will!

Smooches,
Daph