Dishin' With Daphne

A place for the international performing sensation Daphne Ruth Jenkins to spew her earth-shattering revelations regarding life, love, family and fame.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Purgatory Party 4 - Rock Bottom

(Linda Hand Jenkins rising from her crypt.)

As is typically the case with the Jenkins clan, our night of misadventures ended in mishap and mayhem. The lovely Linda Hand Jenkins collapsed several times trying to traverse her way from the cab to her elegant hacienda. The poor dear claims she was suffering from exhaustion. Luckily, there was plenty of alcohol on hand to anesthetize the wound.
Holly Cost Jenkins wasn't much help during this emergency. However, she did pull her own formidable weight by cooking up delightful delicacies when we all crashed back at home base. Girl certainly knows her way around a kitchen.


Check our the fourth and final installment to see how the night came to its crashing conclusion:






Naturally, both Linda and Holly passed out...I mean, went to sleep with their full faces on. This resulted in our very own Jenkins miracle: the shroud of Holly. Queens from around the globe are making pilgrimages as we speak to witness the spectacle of this 8th wonder of the world.


I hope you enjoyed this little tour through our fabulous night out in Charlotte, North Crazyland. Stop back soon to catch our next series of films detailing the Jenkins family musical revue at Woody's karaoke night.

Smooches,
Daphne

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