CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The degenerate hussy, shortly before the end.)I regret to inform you that Daphne Ruth Jenkins was hit by a Marta bus this evening on her way to a gig at the Armory in Midtown, Atlanta. It appears that her tumultous performing career has been mercifully cut short. There will be no official funeral arrangements. In a quiet ceremony, we plan to mix her ashes with some glitter and spread them around the nature trails at the River's Edge Campground.
May the tired bitch rest in peace!
posted by Daphne Ruth Jenkins @ 10/28/2005 11:27:00 PM
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It is a out right lie... I saw her rise from the wreckage.... i call Heava Beaver our Legal Council.. and she is gettin it taken off the public record... check out Momma Dale's and Pinkie Blogs for more info....
Thank God, Thank God, that girl is way too talented to wiped out like Margart Mitchell. It was almost DIVAstatous, here we finally found our long lost cousins and we hear that one bit the dust. Thank god Momma Dale had the maternal instinct to follow the wreakage and revive her with a shot of booze and a heavy doze of AQUANET.
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