When Jenkins Attack!

(The wet & wild Jenkins clan. Clockwise from top left - Dolly, Barbie, DJ, Marsha, Daphne, Linda and Pinkie)

Sound the alarms and notify the authorities: the Jenkins sisters are descending upon the unsuspecting public all over the Southeast this weekend.

This very evening, my sassy sister Linda Hand Jenkins will be performing her official duties as Miss Central Station 2005. She'll be joining host Brooklyn Dior and performers Angela Lopez and Kiki in a night of devilish delights at that Charlotte hotspot, The Central Station. The show starts 12:30-ish, drag time.

Linda has promised to deliver nothing but a mockery of "pure cuntree" as she pummels her adoring fans with a tawdry rendition of The Dixie Chicks' "Sin Wagon". If there's anyone who knows about sinnin', it's Linda. Besides, I'm just so proud of her for tackling a song with actual lyrics!

Miss Central Station is planning to blow the walls off that packed bar with her triple-D cups and bootylicious butt. If you're anywhere in North Crazyland this weekend, this show is clearly the place to be.

Next up, there's the East Point Possums' Katrina Relief Benefit Drag Show this Saturday from 9 to 11 pm at the East Point Corner Tavern. The latest gossip is that Marsha B. Jenkins may be making a surprise appearance at the event which already features such stellar entertainers as Alexandria Martin, Atlanta Drag Idol Gigi Monroe, Bubba D. Licious and ME!

There's no shortage of Jenkins mayhem this weekend. So, get out there and get a little crazy!

Smooches,
Daph