Happy Birthday, Hooker!

(The indomitable Linda Hand Jenkins gets another year lovelier today.)

I just wanted to send out a heartfelt birthday best wishes to my dear sister Linda Hand Jenkins today. It seems like just yesterday that I met her in the hot tub at the luxurious River's Edge Resort. Who knew that fateful night when I nick-named her "pivot" that we were embarking on a friendship that would traverse the many trials and tribulations of our sordid lives. Throughout the weddings and divorces; the births and deaths; the murder attempts and incarcerations; we have always been there for each other in one way or another. At least one of us typically remembers what happened the night before so that we can get our stories straight for the authorities.

It's amazing to see how far we've come over the years. I like to think back to the early days when Linda was just a simple girl with a dream of becoming a hand model. Little did she know how many hand jobs were in her starry future. Why just look how she's grown! She's a former Miss Central Station and a certified celebrity in Charlotte, North Crazyland.

As much as times change, some things always stay the same. Linda still knows how to throw down like a rock star. And I'll always be there to pick her back up and drag her to the next party destination.

Smooches,

Daphne