Georgia Bound

(The lovely Linda Hand and Daphne Jenkins enjoying cocktails by the clubhouse at the River's Edge.)

Hello everyone. I know: I’m a bad, bad blogger. It’s literally been months since my last post. No, I didn’t die of sheer delight after meeting my idol, Varla Jean Merman. I have simply been a busy, busy beaver with work, life and blacking-out drunk.

However, I wanted to take a few minutes out of my hectic schedule (now that the dry heaves have subsided) to tell you all about my exciting plans for Memorial Day Weekend. I’ll be traveling back to my old stomping grounds of Atlanta, Georgia to hang with my dear sister, Pinkie Jenkins. It’s been absolute ages since she visited me here in Looseville and I simply can’t wait to see her. I’m sure she’s bigger and bolder than ever.

It will be a quick visit in Atlanta, though, as we’ll be heading out on Friday to the luxurious River’s Edge Campground and Resort in scenic Dewey Rose, Georgia. It should be a wildly festive weekend as many of the Jenkins clan will be there. Linda Hand and Bo Lima Jenkins will be making the pilgrimage down from Charlotte, North Crazyland. Marsha B. Jenkins will be on hand along with our raunchy Republican cousin, Sheila Watkins. I hear even Bambi Jenkins will be conscious long enough to make the trip from Savannah. It will be a veritable family reunion.

While I’m on the subject of Georgia, I also wanted to let everyone know about the upcoming charity show being put on by The East Point Possums. I won’t be able to perform at the show this year, but I’m sure that Alexandria Martin and Gigi Monroe will find a way to ease your disappointment. Be sure to check it out and give to a worthy cause.

Smooches,
Daph